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All the news I feel like posting, when the mood strikes me, or when a news event grabs the attention of my obtuse, twisted mind, and I can think of a relevant, or witty, or sarcastic, or skeptical, or off-color, or paranoid comment to attach to the headline/blurb.

j jackson, editor-at-large
(nope. they haven't caught me yet.)

Friday, January 24, 2003 / 09:52:57 AM

PALESTINIAN, ISRAELI SHUTTLE TESTS
"In an unlikely scientific partnership that crosses political barriers, Palestinian and Israeli researchers have joined forces to organize a science project onboard the space shuttle Columbia." [CNN] {This is a very good sign. This is exactly the kind of thing that kept Russia and the U.S. linked during the Cold War and sowed the seeds of detente.}

NORTH KOREA WARNING
"North Korea has told the U.N. it would consider it an act of war if the Security Council imposes sanctions over the continuing nuclear weapons program dispute." [CNN] {So, what are they going to do, attack the U.N.? It's amazing how much hot air can come from such a cold country.}



Wednesday, January 22, 2003 / 03:51:47 PM

WAR PRODUCTION COMPARISON
"In the 13th century, the Venetians built a warship a day to battle Turkey at sea. Today, the Pentagon can barely crank out a new fighter plane in 10 years. Experts blame red tape -- and corruption -- in the military industrial complex." [Wired News] {C'mon. If you're going to do historical comparisons, at least get the categories right. It's possible that it could have taken the Venetians ten years too to build and test a new warship design. It's not really their point that 13th century Venetians can out-produce American war production, is it?}



Sunday, January 19, 2003 / 09:19:35 AM

VATICAN V. INDIVIDUAL
"The Vatican told Catholic politicians yesterday that they should not dissent from church teachings on abortion, homosexuality, and euthanasia and warned that 'a well-formed Christian conscience does not permit one to vote for a political program or an individual law which contradicts the fundamental contents of faith and morals.' " (Boston Globe) {Nor does a well-formed conscience, Christian or otherwise, permit one to vote for any law or political program that contradicts one's own personal conception of faith and morals, whether it be Vatican approved or not. Deal with that contradiction, Your Holeyness. The real issue is, who determines faith and morals, the Vatican or the individual?}

VATICAN SEX GLOSSARY
"The Holy See will soon publish a new glossary of 90 words related to sexual and family issues, according to Cardinal Alfonso Lopez Trujillo, director of the Pontifical Council for the Family. " [Wash. Times] {I wonder if shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock sucker, mother fucker, and tits will be on the list.}

FRIVOLOUS HEALTH
President Bush says that frivolous lawsuits against doctors and hospitals are sending health care costs through the roof. [CNN] {Or else frivolous health car costs are sending lawsuits through the roof.}



Saturday, January 11, 2003 / 05:43:21 AM

JON STEWART TOP ANNOYER
"With Hollywood's awards season on its way, voters on AmIAnnoying.com are ahead of the pack in choosing their A-list of annoying personalities." [CNN] {I should publish a list of annoying lists, like this one, Blackwell's, the Rivers' (Joan and Melissa; I don't know if they publish a list, but they are annoying)...}



Friday, January 10, 2003 / 08:10:41 AM

BAD JOBS REPORT?
"...Friday's U.S. unemployment report looked flat-out horrible, with the jobless rate stuck in the mud and more than 100,000 jobs slashed from payrolls -- but many economists said things weren't all that bad, and U.S. markets seemed to believe them." [CNN] {Not bad for business, because, if you can do the same job with fewer employees, that's a good thing, and higher unemployment means more job applicants to pick and choose from when you fire your less desirable employees or need new ones. But what about how bad it is for the unemployed?}



Thursday, January 09, 2003 / 10:08:31 PM

WHAT A RACKET
"In Canada, 21 cents is added to each recordable CD sold. The collected cash is supposed to go to musicians whose works are copied from the Net. A plan to raise the fee to 59 cents has some tech and retail interests riled up." [Wired News] {Why should I have to pay .21 or .59 or any amount to recording artists if I want to back up personal data or make my own music CDs of my band? Glad I don't live in Canada.}



Tuesday, January 07, 2003 / 05:44:25 AM

WEIRDNESS
"When new Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist was a student at Harvard Medical School, he 'adopted' cats from Boston animal shelters, promising to give them good homes...Instead, the budding heart surgeon used the cats to hone his operation skills, killing the creatures in the process. (Scripps Howard)" {Wow! Is this the Jeffrey Dahmer of the Senate, the shape of things to come?}

REALITY TV HITS WEATHER CHANNEL
"You know reality TV is entrenched as a genre when The Weather Channel -- the most conservative network this side of C-SPAN -- is hopping on the bandwagon." [CNN] {But is C-SPAN so conservative? I've always wondered about that? Maybe the writers of this news blurb don't mean politically conservative so much as they mean conservatively programmed so as to be not so god-dammed postmodern and commercially pandering. In that sense, I wouldn't call it so much conservative as sane.}

N. KOREA WAR TALK
"North Korea kept up its anti-U.S. rhetoric today, saying that economic sanctions against the communist regime would amount to an act of war." [CNN] {Lessee if I got this right: If we stop trading with you, that's an act of war? Well, fuck you too.}



Saturday, January 04, 2003 / 08:46:49 AM

WESTERFIELD GETS DEATH
David Westerfield was sentenced to death Friday for the slaying of 7-year-old Danielle van Dam. [CNN] Parents have say. [thePghChannel]{Yeah, he's probably guilty and all. But these people who vent a vengeful attitude toward killers of loved ones found guilty via circumstantial evidence bother me. Vengeance in general bothers me, but when it isn't absolutely clear that the guy did it, and harsh animosity is vented at him, it says more about the venters than the ventee. They have an agenda, and just about anyone, guilty or innocent, will suffice as an object of projection, as long as they can be seen as blamable to any small degree. This is a common human trait, and it's not very nice sometimes. It forms the basis for prejudice and scapegoating. Many innocent people end up in jail as a result of this little nastiness of human nature. Maybe there's a place for circumstantial evidence in our judicial system, but to base an entire case on circumstance, without any direct evidence at all, has always seemed to me to be a suspect practice. It's hard enough as it is to get it right.}



Wednesday, January 01, 2003 / 10:07:23 PM

PSYCHIC SAILING
"Boaters and yacht owners have a new, always-on, satellite-based monitoring device that could tell about a problem even before they know it exists." [Wired News] {Now that would be a good trick, knowing about something before you know about it.}






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