A picture can substitute for a thousand words, but how often is it really 'worth' them?

In bed, women love to snuggle like spoons, but men would rather fork.

The CEO building an expensive new house used to be an auspice that the company was on a sound financial footing. (yourDictionary.com)
[I guess that, now, after Enron, it means that he's ripping the company off.]

"...by helping yourself, you help America." --Matthew Lesko
[I'll bet the executives at Enron would be glad to hear this.
If this were really true, they'd be sitting in the catbird seat
instead of ducking and covering.]

If a man borrows fifty dollars from you, and you never see him again, it's worth it.

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. (Dolores Ibarruri) [Ya, but it's even better to live on your feet.]

Did you ever notice that the same physical action is required to put yourself in motion whether you are walking or driving a car?

God is great, but terrorists are assholes.

"Prevent the transformation of contradictions." (Maoist concept)

Muslim fanatics want to become martyrs in the Gehad. And that's all right with us.

Rules are for the guidance of the wise and the blind obedience of fools. (John Counsel)

Trust me on this. God doesn't give a rat's ass if you don't cut your grass. As a matter of fact, it's a very good possibility that he might get pissed when you do, because you're cutting short the free expression of one of his creations.

Help a person in need and he'll never forget you. . . every time he's in need.

Never take the advice presented in short quotes like this one.

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. (Mother Theresa) [And if you love people, you have no time to judge them, which we all must do to some degree in order to protect ourselves. It's not an all or nothing affair, love. There's a practical side that must be considered. This quote is not so much theory as wishful thinking.]

If you're a crazy old man, people leave you alone--except for other crazy old men.

When everyone is a geek, then no one is a geek. Now, the real geeks are the jock and cheerleader types. They're the ones who are looked upon as strange, malformed creatures nowadays.

It's better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life. (Elizabeth Kenny) [But it's even better to be a lion all your life.]

There's always at least two sides to every story, but almost always we (want to) see and understand only one.

It's a cruel joke of nature that makes the hair in your ears start to grow while at the same time your eyesight begins to worsen so that you can't see it to trim it.