eavesdroppings

End of an Argument

"Okay, you win."
"I don't wanna win, I just don't wanna lose."

Neighbors

"Don't you go to church?"
"Hell no."

At a party

"You know what?"
"No. What?"

In a grocery store
Girl: "Am I too fat?"
Guy: "No. You're too insecure."

Outside a cookie shop

A small kid, hidden completely beneath a large raincoat except for his face and a hand that holds a half-eaten cookie:

"Don't try to follow us or we'll eat this."