essay
Art is Art, or E.B White is Turning Over in his Grave

departments

the past
1967

Dept. of Public Grammar
Understanding Sex

The News
The People's Best Interest
The Dean of Approximation
Let Your Free Flag Fly
Official Burglars With Badges
The Pen Is Mightier Than The Word
All I Need Is The Air That I Breathe
Moldy Intelligence
Bad Choice
FCC Favors Big Media
Movie Hypocrites
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Films
Career Opportunities
The Muse
Crime and Punishment in Suburbia
Vampire's Kiss
Insomnia
Spenser: Pale Kings and Princes
28 Days
Amistad
Journey
Lost Angels
Rose Hill
Moonlight and Valentino
The Lover
Polish Wedding
Sidewalks of New York
True Blue
On The Line
Rambling Rose
Little Nicky
X-Men
Five Corners
Super Mario Brothers
The Shipping News

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work;
I want to achieve immortality through not dying."

Woody Allen